Monday, January 11, 2010

Foody Vampires

Mash up of Twilight quotes and phrases off refrigerated items. Bet you can't tell which is which!

So where were we, before I behaved so rudely?
I have better reflexes.
No Hormones!
Refrigerate after opening.

To prevent illness from bacteria, cook eggs until yolks are firm.
The feeling that coursed through me then was unnerving, staggering. And I knew I couldn't’t ignore you any longer.
Honestly — I’ve seen corpses with better color. I was concerned that I might have to avenge your murder.


They’re right to keep their distance from us. We are still dangerous.
340 calories.
Contains no juice.
I can't sleep.
The evaporation process produces perfect crystals, rich in flavor and molasses.
The blush on your cheeks is lovely.

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