Mash-up of Facebook Posts Laura and I have sent each other

yo bro.

Wassup?

Why are you nervous?

Why did you buy a big yellow car?

Bad news.

I heard that you hicks are selling your prison system and that it's against the law to walk down the street with a person of the opposite sex.

Say Something.

What are you doing in January?

Bring Ellen here in December. You could always clean your room.

Language is like a huge joke, and so is your degree.

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Good to know you are continuing your racial critique.